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suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

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mydogsnokes:

i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean

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witchcraftand-wizardry:

i say “fight me” a lot for a girl who is 5”3’ and has a hard time opening some doors because they’re too heavy

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piranhabat:

jakemalik:

*drops food on floor*

germs: go get it! quick!

king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule

my favorite thing about this post is that germs have apparently gained enough sentience to develop a form of monarchy

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twated:

I’d be such a good girlfriend you’re all missing out

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foxgrl:

miruinnuial:

foxgrl:

I wish none of you were sad

I wish there was peace and justice and wealth and happiness and good people around all of the planet

try and one up me again bitch

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legalwifi:

hola everyone! my name is zé and i’m tumblr user legalwifi! (old url was -surprise) i am a humour blog that always post things to make my followers or people that visit my blog laugh! also, i’m always there for everyone so if you need something feel free to message me here! hope you enjoy my blog!
girlsbydaylight:

セレニティ by sizh on pixiv

shouldnt:

when you have a lot of homework and not enough time

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